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final rock star review (proper one this time)

Manson O'Gara — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:25:40 GMT

The lights go down around the arena and bliss by muse starts to play. Manson O’Gara walks onto the stage in front of the sellout crowd, wearing his smartest green fur suit, and purple jeans. As per usual, fireworks go off all around the arena and as Manson steps into the ring a huge lightshow decorates the audience. The lights dim once more and the ring sets on fire, with O’Gara stood in the middle strumming a guitar solo. As the flames go out Manson takes in the cheers from the audience. Manson: ...

Bill Colt prematch interview

Bill Colt — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:35:58 GMT

* "Wild Bill" walks into the locker room where Bill Colt is about to emerge and face Wrecking Ball for the #1 contender for the Classic Heavyweight Championship. * Wild Bill: Bill Colt, I was wondering if you'd give me a quick moment before you head out to the ring. Colt: Indeed, I can. Fire away! Wild Bill: It appears that you're finally getting your reward for helping Planner test his Apprentice. Do you feel that Mr. Fantastic made the right choice in Wrecking Ball ...

Pre-Cage Match Interview

The-Mad-Redneck — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:56:05 GMT

"Wild" Bill approaches The Mad Redneck's dressing room before his Cage match with The Xecutioner. The Mad Redneck: Come in. "Wild" Bill: Evening Red. The Mad Redneck: Evening Bill. What can I do for you? "Wild" Bill: Well, i know you are mentally preparing for your match tonight against X, but I was wondering if you had some time for the fans of the CWF. The Mad Redneck: Sure do, as always. What is on your mind? "Wild" Bill: ...

The blood of planner

elodor — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:37:09 GMT

Elodor grabs a camera backstage with a personal message for The Management Planner EB: Management Planner your time draws near, you have done everything to weaken me before you would face me, but Planner here I am, still standing, still fighting. Your games, your distractions and your allies mean nothing now, its you and me for MY title, and Planner know this I've said it before and I'll say it again, I will do anything to keep this title, ANYTHING, do you hear me Planner, remember ...

Best Seat in the House

Mask of Fury — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:12:27 GMT

"Wild" Bill is followed by a cameraman has he ascends the steps up to the rafters in search of Mask of Fury. Mask sees him and waves him over. Mask says, "Hey Bill your just in time, the next match is about to start. Take a seat, want some popcorn?" "Uh, no thanks, Mask. What are you doing?" "Scouting the competition. And looking to pick up anything I can. So what brings you up here, I know that you didn't want to just ask me what I'm doing." "Just ...

Thu: Colt's deal with the GM

Bill Colt — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:12:53 GMT

* Bill Colt walks into the GMs office. Planner is sitting at his desk in business casual, his hair wet from the hot tub and a towel draped around his shoulders. When he sees Bill he pushes a set of papers across the desk at him with a pen. * Planner: Sign, initial, and date where necessary. * Colt nods and goes through the motions, then hands the paper back to the GM. * Planner: Congratulations, you've just gotten yourself into the #1 contender match for the Classic Heavyweight ...

An Apology from Mr. F

Bill Colt — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:58:40 GMT

* Bill Colt's music hits and the crowd goes wild as he appears from behind the Titan Tron. * Carson: And here comes the Equalizer, Bill Colt, one of our premier wrestlers here in the CWF. Robinson: He arrives to settle some unfinished business partner. Two weeks ago he received a hospital bill for the Mad Redneck's injury, which he caused last season. He's been searching for who sent it to him ever since and last week he broke into Mr. Fantastic's office and found something which makes ...

Pre-Match with The Mad Redneck

The-Mad-Redneck — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:19:01 GMT

"Wild" Bill catches up with Redneck after a workout. He is sitting in the gym locker room fresh out of the sauna. "Wild" Bill: Hey Red the sauna feel good? The Mad Redneck: Sure did, Bill. The workout and the sauna felt good. I am getting better. I am back to about 95%. So that doesn't bode well for those that want to get in the ring with me. "Wild" Bill: Speaking of the ring. You have to face off against Planner and Colt with Xecutioner as you partner. ...

Time For a Manson Prank

Manson O'Gara — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:02:58 GMT

Manson is sitting at home watching TV with Kip. The phone rings, and the two stare at each other. Manson: it's your turn Kip, I got it last time. *ring...ring...* Manson: Kip you are sat right next to the phone! *ring...ring...* Manson: lazy bas...half brother! Manson caves in and picks up the phone, Manson: hello? O.D.: remember when you told me not to get in trouble a few days ago, well I couldn't resist. Manson: OK, first off where are you and what ...

Kip's Big Debut

Anonymous — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:58:05 GMT

Kip is standing holding the matchcard for tonights show. He looks very edgy, and very nervous. Manson walks in, as Kip hides the matchcard behind his back. Manson: what have you got there Kip? Don't tell me Elodor is sending you death threats because of me beating him on thursday! I don't understand why he has a beef with you because you were on comentary. Look if he is I'l have a word, we have mutual respect for each other and I'm sure he will listen to me... Kip: It's the matchcard ...

Rock Star Review week 3

Manson O'Gara — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:02:17 GMT

Carson: yet again we are greeted by Manson O’Gara and his Rock Star Review of one of the superstars here at Classic Wrestling Federation. Robson: O’Gara is starting to prove me wrong. So far he hasn’t shown any hidden agenda as to why he is doing this. Carson: I have already told you, it’s because he wants the fans to get to know the superstars a little better! Robson: I’m still keeping my eye out on him. But anyway, here we go, another Rock Star review is about to start. The ...

Fool's Gold

eddie.hawkins — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:24:25 GMT

NOTE: This segment should be added to Tuesday's show please. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie Hawkins comes storming through the training room and assaulting Ray Gotti. Eddie chases Ray Gotti around the gym. He starts shouting at Gotti as they're separated by some weights. Eddie continues to try to make his move to get at Ray. EH: "You took my stuff! I put up with a lot of your crap Ray, ...

"liberated" goods

Odysseu5 — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:52:21 GMT

Odysseu5's dressing room is a mess. Nacho chips are strewn around the floor, bottles are everywhere and for some inexplicable reason theres a shopping cart lying haphazardly in the corner. Odysseu5 is sprawled face down on the floor, with what looks like some of Somakawahho's cigars clutched in his hand. Light shines into the room as Manson and Kip O'Gara step into the mess. Odysseu5 what the hell! Odysseu5 rolls over and squints into the light. A piece of nacho chip is stuck to ...

A package appears in Mr F's office

Bill Colt — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:00:14 GMT

OOC: Ok, let's try this again. This is meant to show up near the beginning of the show, well before my match with TMP. * The camera shows the door outside Mr. Fantastic's office and a backstage crew member standing outside with a package in his hands looking nervous. After a moment, he is invited in. * Mr. F: What can I do for you? Crew: I was told to give this to you, sir. * He hands the package over. * Mr. F: Who is it from? Crew: Bill Colt, sir. * Mr. F gets ...

Pre-Match with MoF

Mask of Fury — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:31:47 GMT

A cameraman has stumbled upon Mask of Fury where he seems to have found a cozy spot up in the rafters, surveying the ring as the action below is exciting as always. He wonders to himself how to right his path after the recent losses to Somahkawahho and the departure of Rey Maestro. "There is a storm brewing here in the CWF. I need to find my place before that storm comes. I have traveled for so long and seen so much and now it is time to start anew. My title run is over, but in my heart ...

On His way to the Ring

The-Mad-Redneck — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:47:40 GMT

"Wild" Bill catches up to The Mad Redneck leaving his dressing room headed to the ring for his match against The Constrictor. "Wild" Bill: Hey red got a minute befoer your match? The Mad Redneck: Sure as always. "Wild" Bill: So, you have another match against a good technical wrestler tonight. How do you think you will fair? The Mad Redneck: Well, as my fans knwo I have been suffering from some nagging injuries over the last few weeks, but they ...

I'd Love to Say I Told You So

Anonymous — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:41:47 GMT

Mark Mavrick is approached after his tag match with Hypnosis in the locker room. The commentator approaches him... Commentator: What did you think of the match tonight Mark? Mark quickley grabs the mike and speaks: Mark: Id love to say i told you so so thats exactly what im gonna do! I Told You So! Last week you called me a bitter man well i might have been bitter but now your broken and it looks like its better to be bitter then broken......I told you what was gonna happen and ...

The Nacho Liberator

eddie.hawkins — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:22:43 GMT

Wild Bill approaches Eddie's locker following the sounds crunching and slurping. As he opens the door the cameraman focuses in on Eddie sitting around with a lot of servings of nachos, some eaten and some uneaten. Eddie looks up after taking a bite with cheese smeared around his mouth. WB: "Eddie? What in the world are you doing?" Eddie begins to talk but nachos start spraying out of his mouth so he takes a moment to chew and swallow. EH: "Planner said that ...

Non-Title, but quite serious

Manson O'Gara — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:49:21 GMT

Kip O'Gara is sat on the sofa browsing through his half brothers mail. Kip: Manny! get down here! guess who's on the front cover of Wrestler Weekly! Manson O'Gara stumbles down the stairs, with sunglasses on and an ice pack to his head. He looks very rough, and it appears he has had a very long night. Manson: OK, ground rule number one Kip. If you are going to stay at my house you can't play the drums until 7 in the morning if you know I've been out with 0dysseu5. Ground rule number ...

Live and Learn

Mr. Fantastic — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:16:16 GMT

Mr. Planner your 3:00 is here to see you. Should I send him in? TMP: Sure why not? (A sly grin crosses Planner face, he has his legs perched upon his desk and a glass of stotch in his right hand, he is well put together as always. He has a custom made dark blue pinstripe suit on brandishing his love for money) TMP: 3... 2... 1... (Mr. Fantastic swings the door open nearly knocking it off it's hinges. He clearly looks puzzled and begins pacing almost immediately) Mr. ...

X gives an offer to Red

The Xecutioner — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:08:15 GMT

The Xecutioner is in the ring. The crowd are cheering and some booing. There are also some chanting. X: Well last night I lost to Bill Colt in a Ladder Match. All you fans out there felt that I should have won but he was just too quick for me. So now I will have to move on to Wrecking Ball next week. I lost to him at the PPV last season. I will get my revenge on him. But to the real deal now, I want The Mad Redneck to come out and accept or refuse this offer I will give him for this season's ...

v Moundir another god???

Tommy Hart — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:22:12 GMT

bobby comes into the gym to watch the troops training then grab's Tommy and tell's him he is fighting Moundir... Tommy laughs when he reads the guy's description and carries on with his training regardless..... Bobby looking stunned and angry together start's ranting.... Tommy Hart stop and listen to me now,rule number one always show respect to your opposite number at all times.This guy ain't a rookie you know or at least i hope you know that much...... Tommy stare's at Bobby as ...

Bonebreaker Bill

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:43:36 GMT

Steven is wandering aimlessly around the arena when he bump's into Bobby his new manager Bobby look's at Steven and shake's his head in disgust.... Come on kid liven up i know you lost last week but now your in with Tommy and The Mechanic thing's will soon get back on track,relax you have a match tonight with Bonebreaker Bill Steven just look's puzzled and start's mumbling.... I thought i might have got fired after i lost so badly,it was all my fault too i got pinned as good old Hippo ...

Killer situation...

Cso Hardy — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:23:33 GMT

Hardy is in his locker room after La Meako's match...... Wild Bill comes in with a cameraman... Wild Bill: Hardy what do you have to say after your match against The Belfast Destroyer? Hardy: Well Bill it was a great but short match. I dominated my opponent through out the hole match and finally I hit my finisher and that was it. Wild Bill: Your next match will be against killer nurse..... Hardy interferes..... Hardy: Against WHO???? I wanted La Meako not killer nurse! ...

Chilling Backstage with the boss

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 13:15:49 GMT

Kip is wandering the halls of Classic Wrestling Federation. He is carrying a massive gym bag, and a key for a locker. Kip: so this is where legends are born? he does a spin, taking in the atmosphere. He looks down the coridoor and spots Manson's locker room. A big star with "manogre" written on it catches his eye. Kip: one day I'l work my way to success, first I have to get to knowing where I am. Hey thats! he spots 0dysseu5 and walks over, 0dysseu5 pushes him out ...

Blind Faith

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:42:00 GMT

The tv monitors cut from the ring to the backstage area were Mark Mavrick is standing in the shadows with a single beam of redish purple light glooms over him. Mark: herve le maudit.....i warn you this tues. you must abonden your partner the mechanic.......he will not serve thi well as i dismantle that machine piece by piece you well not reseve the pleasure of watching for my own partner Hypnos has his eyes on you......dont have such faith inn your partner i warn you i pleed to you ...you ...

Beginning of the End?

Tom Dudely — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:11:36 GMT

After their loss to Rock OD on Thursday Night Brawl, Tom Dudely and Tsikenonwaristak are found backstage. Tom is clearly agitated. Doc is translating for Tsi. Tom: What the hell happened out there? We had Rock OD beat! We should have our titles back right now. If it wasn't for you being deaf maybe you would have heard me screaming for your help. Tom's insult offends Tsi. He starts rapidly signing to Doc. Doc (Talking/Signing): Tsikenonwaristak says that you shouldn't have been in that ...

Mayan Maniac Grip

Constrictor — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:42 GMT

Ray Gotti stands in front of a table near the ring, a poster featuring The Constrictor hung from the top rope as a backdrop. On the table in front of him are a number of The Constrictor Official Licensed Action Figures in plastic packaging. The camera zooms in on him, and he can be heard muttering to himself. “Damn Hawkins. I oughta have him fitted for concrete shoes, stickin’ me wit da bill for all those PPV tickets. Eight damn tickets! Had ta buy ‘em from a scalper, that illegitimate ...

Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes

Constrictor — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:32:16 GMT

Ray Gotti and Eddie Hawkins sit in the first row ringside, seemingly oblivious to the screaming fans all around them. Ray Gotti runs his hands through his kinky hair, nearly yanking it out in frustration. “You cost me a lot of money, giving away those tickets for the Pay-Per-View like that. I don’t have that kind of ready cash, you know? You cost me a lot of time and money. There's a certain lack of respect; a certain lack of trust. What am I gonna do about you, Eddie, huh? What ...

Mr. Fantastic Vs Stealthy Ladder Match

Anonymous — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:19:02 GMT

The Camera Fades In To See Alyssa Back Stage Standing Next To Stealthy.Alyssa Begins The Interview. Alyssa:Stealthy You Have A Ladder Match Against The Apprentice Champion.. Mr. Fantastic At Tuesday Night At The Asylum March 3rd Whats Your Thoughts On Your Upcoming Match Against The Champion? Stealthy: My Thoughts?...lol My Thoughts Is This...Mr. Fantastic Your Days Around Here Running Around Pretending To Every One That Your A True Champion....Pal Ive Seen Better In My Days Thats For ...

Mr Fantastic is up against it...

The Management Planner — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:53:36 GMT

The TitanTron flickers on, and shows The Management Planner sitting at his desk, with his Apprentice Mr Fantastic standing by his side. Mr F has a concerned look on his face. As Planner takes a sip of the coffee Mr F has just provided him, he splutters into the cup and hurls it at the wall behind his apprentice. Planner: "You call THIS coffee? What am I paying you for? Idiot!" Mr F looks visibly shaken, and is stood rooted to the spot. Planner: "Tits? Tits! ...

The Asylum Title...Will Be Mine

Chaotic Bliss — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:31:24 GMT

Post match interview with Chaotic Bliss WB: That was an impressive showing out there tonight for .... CB: ... I am in no mood for an interview, Bill. But I do have a message for the powers that be. CB: I just left The Constrictor mid ring, lying in a pool of his own blood. This has become a common sight in the past few weeks as I ...

Is it enough?!

Anonymous — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:35:29 GMT

Hypnos is seen at his locker room, watching his latest wrestling match on CWF. «Colombian Kid climbs the top turnbuckle and raises his fists holding them together and leaps toward the opponent quickly lowering them, performing a strong Double Axe Handle!! STEVEN (A TRIBUTE ) HAS A CUT!!! Colombian Kid tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... "Jimbo" Jeffords: "Here are your winners by Pin Fall ...

Rock Star Review, Who did I interview? Was it you?

Manson O'Gara — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:29:01 GMT

Robson: Ok, last week we got to whitness our old champ, The Mad Redneck get interviewed by Manson O'Gara. Carson: That's right and we have another treat for you all up next, as we get to see who the next person O'Gara is planning on interviewing will be. Robson: I still think Manson is up to something here, but I guess we will just have to wait and see Carson: come on! you know O'Gara is a straight and narrow guy, why would he be plotting to abuse this power? Robson: just putting the ...

The GM and Mr F are planning for the future

The Management Planner — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:26:53 GMT

The Management Planner and Mr Fantastic are drinking champagne in a jacuzzi - along with a bevvy of beautiful young blondes... Planner: "I tell ya something F, I've been comin' to the same party for 13 years and it never gets tiring. You gotta love the high-life!" Mr F: "Boss, I have to say, I'm surprised I even got this far. You've put me through hell, and it's only been two days!" Planner: "That's right boy, you gotta be pushed if you wanna succeed. I ...

What the Hell?

Anonymous — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:23:36 GMT

Hypnos is sown arriving to the arena by a yellow cab. As Hypnos steps out of the cab, he shows his new short hair, and a nice goatee. Hypnos walks to the camera. Hypnos: Give it to me. Cameraman: What?! Hypnos: Give me the damn camera! Cameraman: I don't have permission to give cameras away like that. Hypnos: I also don't have any permission of beating a cameraman to unconsciousness, but I already did that, and if you don't give me the (peep) camera I'll (peep) do it ...

Butting Heads

Tom Dudely — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:42:27 GMT

The scene opens on Tom Dudely walking down the hall. He turns a corner and bumps into Alyssa Tyler, Tom catches her before she can fall. Alyssa is set up for an interview. Alyssa: Hey, Tom, just the guy I wanted to see! Tom: Aww... I'm sure you say that to all the wrestlers. Alyssa's face turns slightly red. Alyssa: I'm wondering how you and Tsikenonwaristak are doing now that you've suffered your first loss as a team. Tom: Well, I can't say that it's all been Hunkey Dorey. We've ...

Piñata Time

Mask of Fury — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:31:48 GMT

"Wild" Bill catches up with Mask of Fury walking through the hallways in the backstage area. "How y'all doing Senor Mask? Can I ask you some questions?" Mask is standing at the bottom of the stairs that lead up to the rafters. "Haha, hey Bill. I see you're practicing your Spanish, not too bad, let me help you a little since I spent a lot of time down in Mexico I learned the language pretty quickly. Now, you said senor, which is pretty close but its señor. And fire ...

Young Lion

Mr. Fantastic — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:50:07 GMT

(Mr. Fantastic gazes into the camera intently) I am here today to state the progess I have made to you Planner. I begin a new journey today. This new journey rightfully requires you to take me under your wing and be my mentor. Sure I messed up your well set plans of having Killer Nurse as your student and I could have let him win but lying down isn't exactly my style. I know how your mind works! When I came to the CWF last October, I didn't have many friends and I hated my boss. As ...

Redneck Breaks His Silence

The-Mad-Redneck — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:39:35 GMT

The Mad Redneck awaits "Wild" Bill to make his way to his dressing room. He is sitting and listening to some AC/DC when there is a knock at the door. The Mad Redneck: Come on in Bill. "Wild" Bill come into the room followed by his cameraman. "Wild" Bill: Hey Red. I know you asked for this interview. You have been quite silent lately. What gives? All of a sudden there is another knock at the door. But this knock is not a knock, it is more of someone ...

Mechanic afraid of the dark?

Anonymous — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:15:22 GMT

Camera cuts into aa room filled with darkness with only Mark Mavrick sitting on a folding chair in the corner Mark: It is finally here......my debut in the CWF! Mark: I have beatin and been beatin bleed and been bleed and now it all comes to this....the birthing place of my era of darkness Mark: but only one stands in my way....The Mechanic! Mark: he comes form humble upbringing but well thats where hes should have stayed.....he is my first stepping stone to my ever accumilating resume ...

Colt gets a Bill

Bill Colt — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:23:47 GMT

* Bill Colt comes storming up the hallway with a piece of paper firmly clutched in his hand. When he gets to the GMs office he walks in without knocking and tosses the paper onto the desk. * Bill Colt: You had the hospital bill ME for Mad Redneck's doctor's visit? * The Management Planner looks over the piece of paper and then sets it down on the table and pushes it back towards Bill. * MP: Though I find a strange sort of satisfaction on your look at the moment, the fact is that ...

Making an offer of a lifetime?

Tommy Hart — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:07:21 GMT

Bobby is on the phone chatting while watching a replay of Tommy and The Mechanic teaming up for the first time..... Yeah you two were pretty impressive getting the win last time out,but how would you like to join us on a more regular basis? Don't decide just yet but do get back to me pretty quick as i'm expanding my team pretty quickly.The offer is on the table so to speak,cya Mechanic. Bobby switches off mobile and thinks when am i going to be able to tell Tommy that i'm his real father,it's ...

Blood Challenge

elodor — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:34:30 GMT

Elodor And the Blood Queen walk to the ring, as Elodor enters the ring the Blood Queen walks around to the announcers desk and picks up a microphone, handing it to Elodor, She then stands in his corner as he sits perched on top of the turnbuckle. EB: I am out here tonight at the request of our benevolent General Manager, now as many of you may remember a little while ago, back when The Mad redneck still held this title he allowed the Champ to pick his own challengers, now being the fair ...

Semi finals repeat

Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:20:14 GMT

98.99.100 whacks of the chair against the punching bag,god that felt good (smirks) Mr.Fantastic your just lucky that wasn't you but i guess Doc and i put on such a great show the fans demanded a rematch.Fine with me but when steel meets bone there can only be one winner and thats when you will need a doctor for real ha ha. You will take your medicine again Doc as it's time ha ha.... Oh and to Mr.Fantastic i will see you again and you will suffer .....walks away laughing to continue ...

Mask In The Back

Mask of Fury — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:07:26 GMT

Mask of Fury is walking around near the locker rooms, surveying the area. "Wild" Bill catches up with him and asks, "Mask, I heard that Rey Maestro has left the CWF. What can you tell us about his departure?" "Hey Bill, you know, you shouldn't just run up to people and start asking questions, there are so volatile people here in the CWF. Yes, Rey has returned to Mexico to train the next generation of lucha libre stars. I can see you've got another question coming, ...

Eddie Wants His Belt Back

eddie.hawkins — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:57:52 GMT

As Eddie Hawkins is wrapping up his hands and getting ready for his match Wild Bill comes running in with a camera man. WB: "Eddie! I've been told that I need to interview you before your match with Creed." Eddie looks at Wild Bill. Eddie drops his head in defeat while holding onto Bill's shoulder. EH: "Why? Why why why why? How come I get you and not Allysa? I mean, you're a good honest man... but you're no looker." Eddie lets out a sigh. WB: ...

He's back!! Better then ever!!!!

Cso Hardy — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:25:33 GMT

Wild Bill with a cameraman is going to the gym looking for Hardy....... WB: Hey Hardy!!! I heard your back but I couldn't believe it!! Hardy: Well get use to it because I'm not going to leave very soon. WB: So how is your neck? What the doctors say?? Hardy: My neck is in a better shape then ever.. Where was broken are introduced 3 titanium bolts to hold everything together.... My doctor said that I could begin training and soon I could do some wrestling..... WB: You got ...

The GM has a new apprentice...

The Management Planner — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:21:06 GMT

Mr Fantastic is sitting outside The Management Planner's office on a leather sofa. The door to the GM's office opens, and Tits McGhee steps out of the room, looking slightly flushed. Tits: "Mr Fantastic, the General Manager will see you now." With a slightly hesitant step, Mr Fantastic walks past the GM's assistant and into his office, where he is confronted with the sight of the GM hastily pulling his shirt and tie on! Planner: "Sit down, and say nothing." Mr ...

Rock O.D. to defend the title against the former champs

Manson O'Gara — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:06:28 GMT

O'Gara and 0.D. are sat in the bar backstage watching the Wrestling Highlight Show, and are particularly enjoying the highlights of Rock O.D. vs Underdogs at the Pay-Per-View. O'Gara: We came a long way from last season, we were made to look weak, but now we look strong. 0.D. Amen to that! On the show 0dysseu5 hits a high impact Trojan horse on tom dudley. Manson cringes. O'Gara: I remember when you got me with one of them in training, it's not a favoured memory of mine! O.D. ...