Jade who?

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Jade who?

Post  The Management Planner on Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:53 pm

As the crowd begins to hush after the last match, a gentle cascade of golden glitter begins to fall from the rafters. Golden light covers the fans, and a drum roll can be heard rolling around the HP Pavilion...suddenly a series of golden fireworks shoot off around the arena, and finish off with a loud bang!
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As the impressive display ends, 'Afternoon Delight' comes over the Titantron. This can mean only one thing...The Management Planner is coming out to the ring!
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The crowd boos ‘The Boss’, as he walks to the ring in a brand-new golden suit. He's never looked so sharp...Planner steps into the ring and grabs a mic.

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PLANNER: “What the hell do you think you’re doing? You’re booing me? You’re pathetic!”
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Planner remonstrates with the crowd, as the boos heighten. He is not making any friends early in his BGW career.
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PLANNER: “I came out here to talk business with you – I guess you don’t wanna hear from me? Fine, I’ll leave you in peace!”
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Dropping the mic, Planner makes to leave the ring – but as he does so, the crowd begin chanting “loser, loser” at him. Steaming mad, he picks the mic up again.
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PLANNER: “Loser? LOSER? I’m richer than all of you put together! I’ve beaten the best in the business, and I’m still goin’! I’ve got women, money and fast cars! If anyone’s a loser here, it’s all of you!”
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The crowd boos once again. What a first appearance in front of the BGW fans!
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PLANNER: “I wanted to talk business, and that’s what I’m gonna do. See, I signed here with BGW because I saw opportunity. There was a roster full of pathetic weaklings, and I came here to shake them up.
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“Then I go and get an upper-dorsimal injury, and end up being unfairly beaten on my debut. It wasn’t my fault! Silencer shouldn’t risk his biggest star when he’s injured!”
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More chants of “loser” resound around the HP Pavilion.
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PLANNER: “Then, when I give Nuke a bloody beating, the ref gets in the way. I’ve been cheated twice already by this federation, and enough is enough!
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“On Saturday, I face Jade. Jade who, was my response when I found out. I still don’t know who she is. Anyway, it won’t matter – she’s going down. Just as I’ve planned!”
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Cries of laughter can be heard amongst the boos and “loser” chants, as Planner carries on oblivious to the amusement of the BGW fans.
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PLANNER: “And as a warning to the rest of this pitiful federation – I will beat Jade within 5 minutes of the bell sounding. You have my word! Meeting adjourned!”
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With that, Planner drops the mic and heads to the ropes. However as he is about to leave the ring, something appears to be happening…
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