The patriots Birthday suprise

O'Gara is busy flicking through the channels on his massive plasma screen TV when he comes across sports weekly, where the days main headline is to wish the patriot a happy birthday. O'Gara, remembering that team TMR/Patriot are his opponents in the semi of the tag tournament, comes up with a plan. He picks up the phone and dials a few "friends."

It comes to night time, and the patriot is sat at home, eating away at his birthday lunch. A massive cake decorated in the american flag is carted to where he is seated, escorted by a typical american soldier.

The soldier: Sir! special delivery from a one, Manson O'Gara sir!

the patriot looks stunned as he has never seen this man before, and is half wondering why his oponent in the next round would be sending him a massive American themed birthday cake. Attached to the cake is a card. It reads:

"Although Great Britain is far far far better than the United States, I wont hold it against you as everyone deserves a happy birthday. Just remember that during the match on thursday I wont be presenting you with gifts as big as this, and will be waiting for the oportunity to strike any mistakes.

Again, happy birthday.

Manson O'Gara

p.s. save me a slice from the side, I like the icing"

The Patriot goes up the to manogre's locker room and knockes on his door... As he knockes on it swinges up slowly indicating it was all ready opened... The patriot enters and looks around "Hello... anyone in here" no response... The patriot is about to walk out his locker room untill he sees a mini fridge in his locker room. He puts a slice of cake manogre wanted in the mini fridge and also places a card on the top of the mini fridge saying...

"Manogre,

I would like to thank you for the delicous cake you gave. I would also like to thank you for not making anything pop out of the cake. Dont worry about the presents because on thursday I will get my present of moving on the finals and at the ppv win the gold!

Sincerly,
The Patriot