Pre-Match At The PPV For Eddie Hawkins

eddie.hawkins Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:11 am

Eddie Hawkins escorts the lovely Alyssa down to the ring and helps her up.

Eddie: The Management Planner is a very wise many indeed. I know this, because he puts his money in a very nice money clip. Mr. Planner... I have found your money clip. He has also found in his wisdom to allow me to defend my Hardcore title against Tom Dud-ly. Dud-ly might try to tell you that he is the true Hardcore Champ.

Eddie raises the Hardcore belt up into the air.

Eddie: Who holds the belt? I do! Dud-ly, in the words of the late Ray Gotti, "I own you!" So when we face off tonight, I'll show you why I hold this belt and you won't even have a claim to it! Now, on to more important business. I promised everyone a chance at some money and I'm here to deliver.

Eddie Hawkins takes off his fedora and places in a bunch of pieces of paper. He holds it up over by Alyssa.

Eddie: Alyssa, if you would please mix that around a bit so that you pick a completely random name and read that name for everyone to hear. Now folks, we got thousands of entries, so this prize could be yours.

Alyssa reaches in the hat and swirls it around a bit before finally drawing a name. She pauses a little before she tries to read the name.

Alyssa: The winner is... Snikwah Eidde.

Eddie Hawkins is already heading into the back as a thundering of boos rains down upon him.

Eddie: Better luck next time!

Alyssa starts picking up the remaining pieces of paper left on the mat that all read the same thing: Snikwah Eidde.