Post PPV interview with TWFC

FC: I disposed of Killer Nurse in superior fashion and now I'm the new no. 1 contender for the Hardcore Title. It makes absolutely no difference to me if I face La Meako or Eddie Hawkins for the belt, because I will deliver the same amount of punishment to either of them as I did to Killer Nurse. Hopefully both of these sorry ass losers got the divine message from yours truly tonight, so whatever happens regarding a new title match between the two of them, they'll both know that The Womanizer is lurking right behind them just waiting to snatch that piece of scrap metal from one of their waists.
Now I have to go get myself a gin & tonic and wash the sweat of my incredible body in order to get ready for tonights sermon, where two lovely members of the audience get to worship my bodily temple!